Category Archives: voldemort
1. If I owe you money and you don’t want paypal, you will most likely never get your money, even if I know I wrote a check and put it in an envelope AND put it in the mailbox. What … Continue reading
Alaska boy, I can’t believe you’re six. Your first day on Earth, I was terrified. I was in charge of something ALIVE that couldn’t take care of itself at all. You got bigger, a little at a time. And one … Continue reading
On Wednesday, I woke up at my usual hour of oh-god-no, looked at the husband and said, “I’m not going to work today.” “And why not?” he asked, which was a totally fair question. “Don’t wanna.” And I flounced downstairs … Continue reading
In the middle of a meltdown – one concerning getting a “special treat” from school, which he did not get due to living up to his nickname – inform child you have something very special for him. Reach out and … Continue reading
Day One: Year One: Year Two: Year Three: VOLDEMORT IS THREE! BRACE YOURSELVES!