Author Archives: alianora

Gender Schmender

At some point, I will stop being annoyed by the conversation I had with my mother regarding my child and his gender expression* and actually discuss it in detail**, but for now, I give you a buzzfeed video that sums … Continue reading

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Not a Lunchbox

Dear amazon.com, I know that sometimes I search your site for things that might seem a little strange. You’ve probably gotten used to it. Matter of fact, I’m pretty sure you don’t even look at the things you throw my … Continue reading

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Day 1/Day 3

Day 1 of Second Grade: Day 3 of Second Grade: *sigh*

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A Fuck Up of Epic Slither

As I pulled my car in front of the house, Brandus sat on the tailgate of his truck, swinging his legs and talking to the guys across the street, who were throwing around a football. Voldemort and the dog ran … Continue reading

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You Should See the Other Guy

I swear – 6 foot 5 or so, and laid my husband out on the ground groaning in pain. It’s not what you think. He’s fine. A little sheepish about being laid out on the ground by the situation, but … Continue reading

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