Tag Archives: my kid’s a weirdo
To DONE List
Today, things were accomplished! Not any cleaning, because let’s be honest, that is to be saved for Wednesday, hours before my parents arrive, when I’m running around in circles wondering if the trash can is clean enough* and if Voldemort … Continue reading
Punchline
Voldemort’s current favorite joke: “What’s your name?” “What color is the sky?” “What’s the opposite of down?” I’ve already heard it half a dozen times since I picked them up at school, and have now started giving increasingly weird answers. … Continue reading
The Most Important Meal of the Day
In this house at this very moment, we have waffles in the freezer, muffins on the counter, and cereal on the shelves. I point this out for a specific reason. To show you that we do, in fact, have breakfast … Continue reading