Punchline

Voldemort’s current favorite joke:

“What’s your name?”
“What color is the sky?”
“What’s the opposite of down?”

I’ve already heard it half a dozen times since I picked them up at school, and have now started giving increasingly weird answers.

“Your FACE is my name.”
“Glitter is totally a color.”
“Seven!”

Save me.

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