Do You Know the Muffin Man?

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Here! Have some of the things that are wandering around my brain!

-Bread! I made it! I finally found a decent sandwich loaf recipe!

-Muffins! Have some! make these! I make them whole wheat and add chocolate chips. I also up the brown sugar just a little. the goodness and the badness cancel each other out, really.

-we are out of chocolate chips. this is completely unacceptable on so many levels. like, HOW CAN I EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH IF I DONT HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS?

-i an having an EXCEPTIONALLY good hair day. sadly, there is no one to see it but Brandus, and after he says, “ooh, its SHINY,” twice, loses interest. Doesnt he understand that this is important?

-i need more diapers. i want more goodmamas, but they are SPENSIVE. but…but..the jolly roger! i NEED that for Voldemort!

-I have a rash on my arm. It itches. Come here and let me rub it on you and see if its contagious. *chases after you* Wait! Where are you going?

-the kid has been on a crazy sleep schedule lately – waking up EVERY 1 and a half to two hours. ALL.NIGHT.LONG. not for the fun making. at this moment, he’s been asleep for 3 and a half hours.

I want to go to bed. But Im SCARED.

he’s WAITING.

-my toenails are purple.

5 Comments to Do You Know the Muffin Man?

  1. natalie says:

    October 30th, 2007 at 6:53 am

    You REALLY crack me up. And I totally hear you on “I want to go to bed but I’m SCARED.” I’ll have to check out the hillybilly housewife muffins – think I can make them vegan?

  2. melisa says:

    October 30th, 2007 at 7:55 am

    Ummm, were you on a lot of caffene? or crack?

  3. shan says:

    October 30th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    next time take a picture of the good hair day silly! And the kid is totally screwing with you, there isn’t a whole lot he can do for entertainment at “the ass end of the world.” So he has finally resorted to torturing you, he wouldn’t be a real dark lord if he didn’t torture you.

  4. rachel says:

    October 31st, 2007 at 11:33 am

    noah once looked at a friend of ours really seriously and said “Hey, do you know the muffin man?”
    also, having baby make hair nice and shiny. this is fact.
    not so much so after they’re two. then it goes back to it’s usual lackluster self. (speaking strictly of my hair, of course)

  5. Kara says:

    November 1st, 2007 at 1:10 am

    Oh my god… The fact that you can have cloth diapers with pirates on them are almost enough to make me want small children to put cloth diapers on. Are there matching pirate legwarmers? If not, I’d have to make some…

    You can accessorize so well with babies now! Why doesn’t everyone have one?

    And I’m seconding the Dark Lord and Torture thing. Um, hi, he is the Dark Lord…