Category Archives: geek

My Proudest Parenting Moment

Voldemort comes running over to see Brandus’ new class pet, Jack. Upon seeing that Jack was shedding his skin, Voldemort exclaims: “DUDE!” Most excellent. We are halfway to success!

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My Nose Says Beep

When I was a kid, I went to Space Camp. ..For three years in a row, because i AM that much of a nerd. Anyway, my second year, I had this really awesome group of people as my team, and … Continue reading

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Shiny New Year

I spent the first day of 2009 much the same way I want to spend the rest of 2009 – sitting on my butt in my pajamas with my computer. I took plenty of breaks to chase a small, generally … Continue reading

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Letters of Choice

Dear Barak Obama, I voted for you two days ago. Please stop emailing me. Also, for some reason, I had several seven year olds tell me, in complete horror, that if you get elected, you are going to knock down … Continue reading

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Move Along Monahan

Racher held me down with her very pregnant belly and threatened to give birth on me if I didn’t do a meme. Or maybe she just tagged me. Whatever. Anyway. Six Uninteresting Things About Me. Why uninteresting, I wonder? Im … Continue reading

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