Face It

Ive recently been sucked into Facebook, and by sucked in, I mean I spend time examining the profiles of people I havent spoken to since junior high and debating about if i should ignore this person who i HATED but who I have a lot of friends in common with.

this is a really strange thing, honestly. and it makes me rather depressed to see how many people i grew up with identify themselves as Conservative, and even MORE depressed to see how many “flair” pieces are conservative, obnoxiously in-your-face preachy, or involve Edward Cullen.

there is one that says something to the effect of: Guys! Want to fall in love? Act like Edward Cullen!

Frankly, the LAST thing I want out of a guy is someone who will disable my car so I cant go see a friend and waits until Im asleep to SNEAK IN MY ROOM AND STARE AT ME AAAAHHH.

So, I need to come up with some smartass flair.

any suggestions?

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7 Responses to Face It

  1. Emily says:

    Blueprint for abuse: Edward Cullen

    Edward Cullen is Stalkeriffic

  2. Kara says:

    Real vampires don’t sparkle.

    Edward Cullen: Pedophile and Proud!

    Edward Cullen: Stalker and Proud!

  3. racher says:


    E.Cullen = FREAKY DEAKY

    Why does no one else think this?

    Also, do you know about the privacy settings where you can limit what people can see on your page? Just a thought…

  4. Louise says:

    I recently saw a tshirt that said
    “… and then Buffy staked Edward. The End.”

    Oh, here ’tis: http://www.jinx.com/women/shirts/geek/buffy_staked_edward_womens.html?cid=0&catid=9#bigdesign

  5. RobMonroe says:

    Facebook is an interesting beast. I actually “defriended” a guy who questioned my faith and belief in humanity in a simple status update prior to the election. It was after weeks and weeks of the same crap. I was glad to not have to hear his spew until after the election, at which point he chilled.

    If you want a liberal friend on Facebook, you can look me up. :o)

  6. shan says:

    LOL, when I opened my reader and saw that you had a new post I KNEW it was going to be about facebook. And… there is a ‘flair’ with the buffy staked edward and I have it. I am easily amused.

  7. melisa says:

    See, I’ve been trying to find snarky flair for you to help counteract the loads of conservative, preachy updates. My favorite was a status update from a d-town person I defriended after his update said he was going to go buy a gun to cling to along with his religion.

    Why is Edward Cullen so exciting? I recently read Twilight and it was entertaining, but not the end all be all I expected.