A New Twist on the Twist

How to make a screaming baby happy:

-FEED

No..that didnt work. Wanna know how to tell? HE BITES.

-HOLD

Nope, back arching and flailing arms and LET ME PULL YOUR HAIR

-REMOVE PANTS*

Naked baby=happy

*according to reports, this one works on just about any male

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