How We Usually Spend Our Nights

*phone rings*

“You get it.”
“I’m not here.”
“It’s your parents.”

*ring*

“It’s your sister.”
“It’s probably a student.”
“Maybe it’s the babysitter.”
“I bet it’s that guy who wants to borrow money from you.”
“I said no!”

*ring*

“You said MAYBE. Which means, ask me again later.”
“I dont want to loan him money!”
“Then tell him NO.”

*ring*

“Are you going to get that?”
“No, because it’s your parents. You get it.”

*click*

“…oops.”

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3 Responses to How We Usually Spend Our Nights

  1. melisa says:

    So glad to hear that things haven’t changed.

  2. shannon says:

    LOL, that’s why your parents don’t know about the spiral. (your refers to alia and branflake, I bet you dodge both sets of parents)

  3. Rachel says:

    I notoriously don’t answer my cell phone.

    It’s the one aspect my family likes least about me.