How We Usually Spend Our Nights
*phone rings*
“You get it.”
“I’m not here.”
“It’s your parents.”
*ring*
“It’s your sister.”
“It’s probably a student.”
“Maybe it’s the babysitter.”
“I bet it’s that guy who wants to borrow money from you.”
“I said no!”
*ring*
“You said MAYBE. Which means, ask me again later.”
“I dont want to loan him money!”
“Then tell him NO.”
*ring*
“Are you going to get that?”
“No, because it’s your parents. You get it.”
*click*
“…oops.”


melisa says:
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
So glad to hear that things haven’t changed.
shannon says:
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:22 pm
LOL, that’s why your parents don’t know about the spiral. (your refers to alia and branflake, I bet you dodge both sets of parents)
Rachel says:
December 5th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
I notoriously don’t answer my cell phone.
It’s the one aspect my family likes least about me.