MISSING: Friends

I HAVE friends. I know this. Ive even heard from them.

Just not in the past MONTH AND A HALF.

I emailed them back within a week of getting their first emails. I even waited several weeks and emailed a couple of them AGAIN.

Three of the Vaginas, my fandom best friend, and my college roommate have disappeared completely off of the face of the earth.

I have been abandoned.

So, instead of writing emails, Ive been composing random stories of what has happened to each one of them.

I think they’ve been eaten by rabid weasels.

Like this one, only less…lazy.