You Want Me to What?

Scene: 2 people, peacefully driving in a car, flipping radio stations
Cast: our beloved heroes, alia and Brandus

*static, buzz, bad music, Christmas music*

Brandus: *grunt of irritation*
alia: *flips stations*

You must be intolerant of these things!

alia: *rolls eyes, reaches for radio controls*

But you must be intolerant in a LOVING WAY!

Brandus: WTF?

Show people that their beliefs and actions are UNACCEPTABLE! But you must do so in a way that says, “I love you! Jesus loves you! Stop your descent into Hell!”

alia and brandus: *confused looks*
alia: What the hell does that even MEAN?
Brandus: So..when I talk to them to say, “Fuck you,” I should say it in a very respectful, “I dont want to bash your brains in” kinda way?

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