Teacups and Silly Clothes

The SpEd sectetary (wow, did i misspell that), just got a new baby.

His name is Bruiser, and he is a teacup yorkie. i just met him, and OMGSOCUTE.

he looks like a living teddy bear.

i want one.

not bad enough to spend $1000 i dont have to get one, but i want to put him in my pocket and carry him around all day. cause he is JUST THAT CUTE.

i was surfing to try and find a good picture of a teeny tiny yorkie to show you, but all the pictures i have found have them dressed up in clothes! not just bows (which are bad enough), but CLOTHES.

Now, i CAN understand a sweater for guys this little. they are so small, they cant regulate their own body temperature.

but CLOTHES? little tiny leather jackets? dresses? hats?

why? dear buddha, WHY?

but, for reference, as i refuse to link to a pic of a dog wearing clothes unless its really damn funny, Bruiser is about the size of a coke can.

TEENY TINY I WANT ONE.

problem? the aforementioned $1000. plus, my cats would think he was a snack.