Weasels

I got a note of encouragement from the guy who started nanowrimo today..week two’s mascot is a pack of angry weasels throwing themselves out of trees. cant say i doubt it either. im so far behind, it isnt even funny. alia’s procrastination side has come back out of hiding.

i currently have something over 2000 words. compared to those who have already hit 10 and 15 thousand, im going to die before the end of november.

gah.

today is also a Monday. i guessed i missed the memo, but evidently this monday is “ask alia stupid questions” day!

“Where’s the teacher?”
Right in front of you, dumbass.

“Miss, can I go?”
The bell has not rung. NO.

“Miss, I know we just had lunch five minutes ago, can I go to the vending machines?”
You JUST HAD LUNCH. NO.

“I hate that our network connection is down on this computer. HEY! Why cant i get into the grading program?”
Its on the network

“Now, I cant print! Is there something wrong with the printer in the library?”
A) im not in the library, i wouldnt know. B) printers are on the network.

“Why cant i save to my share folder?”
NETWORK! NETWORK!

all the network questions are from the teacher i share a room with. therefore, i cannot be nearly as rude as i would like to be with STUPID PAINFUL HEADBREAKING QUESTIONS.

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