The other day, we got Voldemort a potty.
Not a big deal, we figured. We’re not in a hurry, but Voldemort can already tell us when he is wet or dirty, so hey. Might as well give it a shot.
So, tonight, while he was in the bathtub playing around, I set up the potty and put it in the corner of the bathroom, and figured it might sit on it for a second or two.
Kid sat on the potty til he peed.
And then he stood up, pointed and said ‘PeePee!’
And the next step? TAKING OVER THE WORLD!