Playpens of DOOOOOOM

For some odd reason that we are desperately trying to figure out so we can reproduce the experience, the child sleeps REALLY WELL when placed in his playpen.

Out of sheer frustration when he wouldnt sleep and wouldnt calm down and all he wanted to do was climb on our heads or scream from his cosleeper, brandus chucked the Dark Lordling into the playpen in the den and climbed back into bed. Seeing as it was 5 am, I winced and prepared myself for the screaming.

..Which lasted about 5 seconds, and then cut off abruptly.

OH GOD THE CATS ATE THE BABY TO MAKE THE BAD NOISE STOP.

We peek out…and kiddo has his face in the mattress, his butt in the air, and a peaceful expression of FINALLY THOSE IDIOTS LET ME SLEEP.

*blink*

‘Kay.

So, last night, after he ate but didnt want to settle back down around 2, i took him and put him in the playpen.

He cried, and then screamed, and i turned around from closing the door and said, “this will never work..wait…why isnt he crying?”

Now, the not crying isnt the point of this post.

the point of this post is that i know for a fact that he woke up 2 more times to eat…but neither Brandus nor I remember going to get him out of the playpen…and i fed him in bed…

Did he levitate? HIS POWERS ARE FINALLY MANIFESTING.

THE WORLD WILL NEVER RECOVER.