You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get

I rarely think about Valentine’s Day. I mean, sure, it exists, and right now I have a Spongebob Squarepants valentine on my desk from the husband, but honestly, it’s not my holiday.

Ive talked about this before, I think. Brandus and I will make dinner, play video games, maybe watch a movie. And that’s about it.

I dont want flowers or jewelry or that nasty box of chocolates (sorry, Forrest). Why would i?

I cant even remember if we did anything for Valentine’s Day the first year we were dating. I CAN tell you that on our very first date, Brandus picked a flower from a bush and tucked it behind my ear. Thankfully, it wasn’t poison ivy.

I can also tell you that he doesnt like other people to give me flowers on Valentine’s Day either. Ask my exboyfriend.