Congratulations! You’re Gay!

Ive been amusing myself reading the complaints to the FCC about the Superbowl – both the Snickers commercial and the Prince halftime show.

This is by FAR the best:

It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet, as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and I would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

Ok, first of all, its just FUNNY.
Second, Prince is married, isnt he? And a Jehovah’s Witness.
Third, would it be ok to show a HETEROSEXUAL person through a sheet?

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2 Responses to Congratulations! You’re Gay!

  1. melisa says:

    That is the most OMG thing I have read today! Thanks.

  2. Brandus Rickenbocker says:

    I am shocked and appauled at the amusement you are getting from such a serious and morally devastating subject as Princes’ mid-drift and his guitar (or should I say cod-piece). I shall pray for all of the confused souls, such as myself, whom have accidentally happened upon this den of hedonism and depravity you call a Blob!!! Yours truly, your husband!