Waiter? Check Please.

Ok, people, enough is enough. I have tried to be patient. I have tried to understand that this would eventually run its course, but it hasnt, and im tired…

i get all excited when i see the numbers of people who come to the spiral…but then i realize most of them got here the same way..by doing a damn search for kira knightly.

ive mentioned her once in this post, and have never mentioned her again..for the record, youre misspelling her name. its keira.

it is a little weird to google it though, and come up with the spiral on the front page.

of course, now that ive said that, im going to get twice as many hits.

moving on..

have you heard about Hogwarts Headaches? yes, a doctor is now officially telling parents, “reading is hard. reading causes pain.” so what? video games cause headaches..and sometimes seizures, if you read the junk at the front of every game manual. gah.

i read the funniest fanfic last night..its called Draco Malfoy’s Diary and its a Harry Potter/Bridget Jones’s Diary parody. its freaking hysterical, even if you dont like fanfic. its from the sugarquill

in other news..

its pretty damn funny to see the searches people use to get here. ive never said anything about hillary duff’s thongs, nor do i plan to. cause eww. however, somebody did end up here after searching for bain mattox, which made me happy. of course, somebody else got here by searching for “harry pottor pee bathroom”, whatever the hell that means exactly…

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