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Monthly Archives: May 2004
Squirrel!
Squirells are the bane of my mother’s existance. She hates them. She used to yell at the ceiling whenever she could hear one scratching around. She has even been known to carry around Daddy’s 22 and make threatening gestures when … Continue reading
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Bubbles!
Is there such a thing as Bridal Tourettes? Cause i have it. the past week, i have been grading papers, creating finals, taking finals, entering grades into the computer, and my kids are really starting to get weirded out whenever … Continue reading
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That Would Look Really Great On You
So, im walking through the halls to check my box at work, and some of the kids are going through the massive piles of lost and found that are currently taking over the commons. of course, i walk by right … Continue reading
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My Baby’s Daddy
Yesterday, i am getting home from dinner, and am parking my car in front of my apartment building. i am backing into my space, when i notice a woman in a car next to me with her window down. alia: … Continue reading
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Dear Whoever
Dear People I work with, Believe it or not, i do have many many things to do today. So if you happen to walk by while i am swearing under my breath and desperately searching through files and paperwork, or … Continue reading
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