Things I Learn Talking to My Mother

-My child is damned to hell
-I am a heathen, and need to take my child to church
-No, she doesn’t care that I don’t like church. SHE doesnt like church, either. I should still go.
-I dress like a highschooler
-My child is filthy and is never bathed.
-The child looks so CUTE in clothes covered in bunnies

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5 Responses to Things I Learn Talking to My Mother

  1. RobMonroe says:

    Argh! Don’t go to church because your parent wants you to! Go because you want to, or don’t go because you don’t want to.

    (Which is not to say that you should not venture up here if The Critter is to be be baptized sometime soon!)

    (My boss said you should just stop talking to your mother)

  2. shan says:

    Your child is damned? and bunnies? seriously peeved with yo momma

  3. Melisa says:

    But how would Anya feel about the outfit?

  4. Kara says:

    Your mom was talking to my mom, wasn’t she. I had an almost duplicate conversation re: church with my mom yesterday about my nonexistent children. *SIGH* Why do parents fear for the immortal souls of people who don’t exist? And why is being an atheist the world thing on earth?

    At least it’s bunnies and not midgets…

  5. Skye says:

    Ooh, how can I get adopted?