Snippets

Scene: PreK lunch table, speech therapist is struggling with the childproof lock on the fridge

4 year old: I can open it! Here! *unlocks*

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Scene: PreK Snack time, directly after rest time.

Teacher: Do you want a snack?
4 year old: *nods*
Teacher: *turns away*
4 year old: *pukes on floor*
Teacher: OMG!
4 year old: Look, I had strawberries for breakfast.

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Scene: Rest time

5 year old: And then that fucking thing fell down!
TA: …the..WHAT?

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4 Responses to Snippets

  1. RobMonroe says:

    Strawberries…. I’m not eating any of those this weekend. Thanks for sharing. :o)

  2. Natalie says:

    The Critter likes to play with an empty vitamin bottle, but hasn’t yet figured out how to get it open on his own. It’s coming, I’m sure, so I recycled the darn thing this morning.

    What do you do when a 5 year old drops the f-bomb?

  3. Melisa says:

    HA HA HA! Why are you teaching the kids the F word?

  4. Kelly says:

    Cute! Kids, they never fail to come up with ways to surprise you!