Scene: PreK lunch table, speech therapist is struggling with the childproof lock on the fridge
4 year old: I can open it! Here! *unlocks*
Scene: PreK Snack time, directly after rest time.
Teacher: Do you want a snack?
4 year old: *nods*
Teacher: *turns away*
4 year old: *pukes on floor*
4 year old: Look, I had strawberries for breakfast.
Scene: Rest time
5 year old: And then that fucking thing fell down!