What I Hear Everyday
AT HOME:
MommymommyUPmommymommyBOOKmommyOPEN
mommymommyJUICEmommymommyDOWNmommyMILK
mommyKITTYmommymommyBUSmommymommyUP
AT WORK:
Teacher can I paint? Teacher teacher he hit me! Teacher what’s your name? HEY YOU I don’t like milk! I wanna go home! I want my mommy! Teacher read to me teacher I gotta go potty teacher I had an accident!


Melisa says:
January 25th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Snerk
Natalie says:
January 26th, 2009 at 7:45 am
You are in greater need of some grownup time than almost anyone else I know. Find a book club, join it, drink wine (I know you don’t like wine), eat cheese, and use as many big words as you can.
Emily says:
January 26th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Oh my sweet goodness. Where’s the Children’s Chewable Quaaludes when you need them?
Heh.
Kara says:
January 26th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I’m going to revisit this entry every time I complain about my idiotic students, or every time my ovaries twitch.
Darcey says:
February 1st, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Did I tell you that my mother quit teaching middle school the year I entered 6th grade. She was really afraid if she had to do it at home and at work, someone was going to die.
You have my sympathies.