It has really, only recently, come to my attention that i never have to leave my house again.
No really.
netflix takes care of all my movie needs (Saved, Farenheit 9/11, and Run Lola Run to name the most recent), but now amazon carries anything else i could ever need, and is perfectly willing to bring it to my house.
Like cat food.why did i not know that amazon carries our preferred brand of cat food?
amazon also carries myburt’s bees lip stuff, which has been a source of great frustration when i cant find a store that carries it. not to mention toothpaste, kitty litter and shampoo that smells like chocolate chip cookies!
so let me go sign up with the grocery store delivery people, and you will never see me outside again. when i do go outside, i will try very hard not to look hunted and paranoid by all these strange “outside” things. like cars! or trees! or wind! OMGTRAUMA!
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