In the past day or two, the Dark Lordling’s skills in obtaining things he isnt supposed to be able to reach have increased exponentially. Here are some of the things I’ve pulled from his mouth:
1. A bottle of sriracha sauce – for those not in the know, this is very very spicy Chinese hot sauce that Brandus favors. For the record, he was sucking on the tip. Of the open bottle. This didn’t seem to bother him the slightest bit until the bottle was TAKEN AWAY.
2. Unopened condom – Note to self: put away IN nightstand. Not ON.
3. Cat tail – I dont think this one requires explanation. The cat would have been appreciative, if she hadn’t been trying to get away from the evil thing with teeth.
4. Cordless phone battery – not only can he work the phone, he can TAKE IT APART.
5. Cat food – at least twice. At least it’s the indoor version. That makes it healthier, right?
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