Look What Your Money Bought

When I was small, I was attempting to copy something my sisters were doing – namely, licking coins and sticking them to their foreheads – and, inadvertently swallowed a penny. I got hauled in to the hospital (which is made greatly easier when you are a doctor’s kid), my stomach was x rayed, and i was pronounced fine. Although I had a penny in my stomach.

I havent tried sticking coins to my forehead in years. Lessons do eventually sink in. Plus, I still have the x ray, where you can quite clearly see a round object in my small tummy.

The kiddo is a little young to be trying to imitate me (or his aunts) with that degree of dexterity, so I have absolutely no idea how he coughed up a penny into my hands today.

Maybe he’s made of money? Should I be expecting golden eggs next?

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