Day one with 5 students:
3 kids cried
1 potty accident
1 injured kid
1 lecturing mom
and a partridge in a pear tree with vodka
don’t you wish you drank vodka after a day like that?
I’ve got a half-full bottle of triple sec and some apple-flavored sake to throw in…
Yay preschool! Yay! Just think. If you were still teaching high school, you’d have all of that AND they’s be wearing ankle monitors… Good times…
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