Ack!

SO NOT PACKED OMG.

Am leaving for Rome in one day! ROME, ITALY NOT ROME, GEORGIA.

*flails*

finished major projects, dont care if they suck, as they are done and turned in! and now i have to pack! and then go to Denver and go see The Pacifier again with krispy! cause i adore her! and we want to!

did i mention im NOT PACKED?

seriously cannot see us not going to an internet cafe at ALL for a whole week, so i might update very very quickly while there. currently have digital camera packed, as well as my big camera with 5 rolls of black and white film. 1 roll a day SHOULD be enough.

and i have to go make a copy of my marriage license, as my passport still has old name on it.

MUST GO, talk to you in a week! with lots of pictures!

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An “F” In Teaching

Ok, so, i was talking to my therapist (!) the other day about my “teaching sucks” saga.

and really, when you look at it altogether, its not hard to see why i want to run away screaming.

So, there is a very long very confusing, very whiney story under the cut. good luck.

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Crazy Cooter Coming At Cha on Hazzard Net

Livejournal is being a bitch, and i want to squee about the fun i am having watching Season one of Dukes of Hazzard!

Now, this might not be a big deal to any of you, but i LOVE LOVE LOVE The Duke boys.

See, when i was a little bitty girl growing up in Disappointment, Georgia, I would go over to my Grandaddy’s house, and we would watch The Dukes of Hazzard.

I would sit right in front of the tv, and cheer as Luke and Bo jumped the General Lee over ditches, ran Sherrif Roscoe P. Coltrane nutty, and generally ran amuk in Hazzard County, Georgia.

Bo Duke was one of my first crushes. I liked Luke, but BO was so cute!

of course, watching these are HYSTERICAL.

Bo is dumber than a box of rocks. Daisy is smarter and tougher than i remember, and Luke is strangely hotter. Im slighter disturbed by this.

I so need to own these.

Season one of this show was actually filmed in Conyers and Covington, Georgia, which is close to Monticello, Georgia, my mom’s hometown.

And this, from the very first episode is wonderful..

Bo: You know, Daisy, if you werent my cousin, I’d marry you.
Daisy: Never stopped anyone in this family before!

BWEE!

ETA: I also have a signed, personalized photo signed by Boss Hogg himself. I love my mom for that. Really. Its up on my wall in my office right now.

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Like the Bermuda Triangle

Last night was Cowtown’s performance of The Vagina Monologues. This is my second year involved, and the third year for Cowtown.

Im still amazed that Cowtown doesnt spontaneously combust or go up in flames. This year, we even had some protesters. we felt very big time.

Lots of discussion about vaginas under the cut.
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Sped Study

Im loving the random new trend of showing people with disabilities as real people who are capable of holding jobs and being all kinds of independent.

Sure, we had Corky on Life Goes On, and the disfigured dude in the Cher movie The Mask, but really, other than that, we get academy award winning movies that show that there is no way people with disabilities can have full lives, so dont even bother.

that might have been a spoiler..sorry.

BUT, in a very cool cool twist, there are currently a few shows on where mains or supporting characters are disabled. and they are protrayed very realisticly…mostly.

First, we have Joan Of Arcadia, where Joan’s brother, Kevin, was in a car accident and is paralyzed from the waist down. He has a job, he drives a car with hand controls, he even has sex. Now, Kevin is played by Jason Ritter, which is awesome because he is a great actor, but Jason isnt actually disabled. Last week, when he went for his first “walk” with the help of some electodes and a stimulation machine, i very nearly cried. Joan is on Fridays at 8/7 central on NBC.

Then, we have Sue Thomas, FBEYE, on PAX, where a fully functioning member of the FBI team is deaf. She signs, she speaks, and they show real life for her. Her dog wakes her up with someone is at the door, she has a cell phone with massively cool text messaging. Its real. Its also based on a true woman. And there are many chances for others with disabilities to be on the show as well. Dont worry, they always translate the signing, either orally or in subtitles.

What is really cool, imo, about Sue Thomas, is that the actress who plays her is also deaf.

Sue Thomas plays on PAX on Sundays, 9/8 central.

And now, comes ABC with Blind Justice. A cop show about a cop who got blinded while on duty. But he doesnt want to give up his badge and retire, and why the heck should he? Being blind doesnt stop his mind from working.

plus, the guy starring is Ron Eldard, the same guy who was blinded in Deep Impact. which is random and funny.

It starts next week, and im looking forward to it..and im a little concerned about it as well.

I really dont want them playing like he now has super senses. Yes, he will have to rely on his other senses MORE, but he is not Daredevil. plus, he wants to keep his gun, and im really not sure how realistic that one would be. and hes only been blinded for a short time, and he already has a seeing eye dog, and thats not very realistic. You arent automatically given a dog when you go blind, you know. you also dont automatically get the urge to wear shades all the time. that is a stereotype.

Blind Justice starts Tuesday, March 8, at 10/9 central.

was also trying to figure out how difficult it would actually be to rig up his desk with the equipment he would need. He would need either a regular brailler, but i really doubt they would go with that simple of a route, or a computer and printer (possibly with brailling cababilities) with software like Dragon Naturally Speaking for writing, as well as a text reader. Most computers have some automatic adaptations that you can use, like stickykeys (which he wouldnt need), or filterkeys (still not for him).

dont believe me? go to your control panel and click, “Accessibility Options” and take a look at what comes standard on your comp.

they would have to have computer keyboards with braille on it..i dont see how they couldnt, as even the drive up ATMs have braille on their keypads.

But, i encourage you to check out these shows, even for a little bit, because people with disabilities are real, and can hold “normal” jobs, have relationships, make jokes, and drive cars.

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