You know in The Incredibles, when Syndrome tries to take off with Jack-Jack, and Jack-Jack turns into this bright red demon who is SCREAMING and PULLING HAIR and BITING?
DO YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?
I walked into my living room and honestly just thought to myself:
“Wow! Having that extra lamp in here makes the whole room brighter!”
I have had a rather nutty day, with Operation Santa and the National Guard flying in on a C130 and an Apache helicopter ( NO REALLY), and then I made the mistake of losing my mind and deciding that I really really wanted a Dr Pepper.
Which ordinarily wouldnt have been a big deal, only I decided this at TEN O CLOCK AT NIGHT.
is it a sign that Im officially old, now? I cant have caffeine after 7 or else i cannot sleep. I feel old.
So, now Im wired, and wont be sleeping anytime soon, so I bring you…(please say the following as if it said PIGS IN SPAAACE!)
LINK SPAAAAM:
–My favorite LOLcat. He’s so FIERCE!
-I wish to make this. And I would, but brandus is refusing to relinquish any of his tshirts to my evil science experiments.
–best homemade lightsaber duel ever! an oldie, but a goodie
–Thousand Hand Guanyin, which not only LOOKS incredibly cool, but is performed by a troupe of deaf dancers.
–That’ll give you, er, bees. Quite possibly my favorite random encounter story ever.
-why do i have the care bears website bookmarked? anybody? and why the hell do they look so..teenaged and cutesy?
-i have no explanation for the fact that i desperately want these. BUT I SO DO.
–make a wish. or grant one.
So, what about the rest of you? Got anything fun to share? *tries to read the internet over your shoulder*
Also?
Ive spent today composing blog posts, which of course means that i dont remember anything pithy or clever or deep that i wanted to say.
gorramit.
I remember wanting to write a post about the things I remember as a kid. Like Natalie trying to teach me to roller skate or Melisa faking a dentist appointment for both of us when our parents were out of town to get us out of school.
One wondering what Voldemort will think about the fact he was born in Alaska, and spent a year living with the natives in a fishing village. When he wonder about his babysitter and her baby, the little girl he spends almost every day with? Will he wonder about me living there, if he ever hears me bitching about snow?
One telling the ‘verse about the weird dreams Ive been having, that Im pretty sure are related to the stomach bug that slayed me – one where I had antlers, and one with oragimi horses – not horses made of paper, mind, but horses that you could FOLD and ARRANGE.
One all about the horror that is having the stomach flu while dealing with an almost seven month old who has the stomach flu.
One about my laundry, which was directly related to the stomach flu post, and should probably be incorporated into that one to save time.
One about the song we sing to Griffin ALL THE TIME. Which is from this video:
And that, folks, wraps up another pointless post from me.
