Updateful!

Hmm. Fishy looking theme, here, don’t you think?

Ive redesigned a bit..mainly because i decided to sell out to BlogHer Ads, because everyone else is doing it! My mother would be so proud*.

anyway, there’s a fish. i kinda like him. For reasons I refuse to explain, I shall call him Momo.

Of course, this update didnt occur without mishaps. after all, it’s ME.

so, i got two new themes uploaded to play around with, got this one all set, got the widgets set up and handled the blogher codes and stuff..and then promptly deleted Momo and all his code. the entire theme! gone in a splash flash!

*facepalm*

however, after some swearing, flailing, and general mayhem, Momo has returned. and he brought all his widgets with him.

hooray for Momo!

let me know what you think, hey?

however, heck if i can remember what code to add to my php to add more space between paragraphs. *prods code* fix yourself, dammit!

*No, REALLY. As a kid, I made my mother CRAZY because i didnt care what the other girls did or wore. Im fairly sure at one point we had the “if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?” only in reverse.

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Standards

A couple of weeks ago, we had school wide standardized testing. During which I got to administer four separate tests to six different kids, all of whom got accomodations or modifications. Three got the whole test read to them. Four got calculators. All got extra time.

And Im sitting there, listening to the principal remind me us how go about administering and invalidating a test if necessary, and I remember why No Child Left Behind is killing our schools.

No Child Left Behind, by itself, isnt the problem. It’s a nice idea. One hundred percent of our high school kids will graduate high school.

Great.

But, how they’re going about it – the endless standardized testing – is killing kids and schools and teachers.

Teachers are finding their jobs on the line – a school in Chicago has already fired all of their teachers for next year. Fired. ALL OF THEM. The principal wants to start over fresh, with a new group of teachers.

It wont happen.

What will happen is that school will get ever closer to starting, and the school will panic because they dont have the teachers. They’ll rehire whoever will come back, and plug the holes as well as they can. To me, that means teachers who arent qualified, teachers who have little experience in the area they are hired for, teachers who are bitter over their treatment, and who arent going to put effort into it.

Now, dont get me wrong, im hardly a model teacher. Im a slacker who hates paperwork, and currently the special ed secretary has been leaving me death threats because of it. But, Im decent at my job. I am well trained. I work with kids, and I work hard.

Did you know that the very first recommendation from the government for schools who dont make AYP is to fire your current teachers?

AYP is Average Yearly Progress – fail making it too many times, and they shut you down. Failing/Passing AYP is determined by standardized test scores. A certain percentage of all of a schools’ students – including bilingual, including special ed, including new transfers – have to score “Proficient” or higher on the standardized tests.

My school – a school in the middle of the Alaskan bush, where most kids come into kindergarten not knowing their alphabet or how to spell their names, a school where 90% of the kids are considered English Language Learners – my school has never passed AYP. Most of the schools out here dont.

Part of the reason is that the teacher turnover is very high. Teachers spend a year, two years, three years, and then they leave. Tell me, then, if getting a new staff is so helpful, why arent we passing? Why havent we hit AYP?

Those are the easy problems. The problems that can be seen with No Child Left Behind without having to look hard. The other problems are a little more subtle.

Let’s say that a certain percentage of students (I believe it’s 80% of kids) have to measure as “Proficient” on the tests.

Great! You say. Let’s get those test scores up! So, you turn your focus to the lower scoring kids. The kids who try so hard, but don’t have a clue.

No, wait. That isn’t right. You don’t turn your attention to THOSE kids. If you do – I mean, sure you might help them learn something, and their scores might go up, but they won’t go up enough to actually PASS. Don’t focus on those kids.

Focus on the kids in the middle. The kids right on the edge.

The kids who passed are fine, they dont need any help. The kids who failed spectacularly, well, there’s no help for them. It’s these kids, these golden kids right here, that make or break this school.

In theory, it doesnt sound too bad. The kids on the border need help. You help them. The school passes!

But, what about the other kids? What about the kids who dont understand enough of the test to pass it – whether that’s because they have a learning disability, have anxiety about tests, or don’t speak enough English to understand what the questions are asking? What about them? Do they matter?

Most of my kids fall into that lower range. I give them every accommodation I am capable of and everything legally allowed to be given.

Most of them don’t even try, anymore. They already know they’re going to fail. They look around at the other kids – the border kids – the ones who get to come after school and play math and word games on the computers. They look around at the kids who get ice cream for coming to school on test days and awards for passing as “Proficient,” but no one pays a damn bit of attention to the fact this kid went from “Far Below” all the way up to “Below Proficient.”

What do these kids see? What are we teaching our kids? What are we teaching our schools? Our schools are learning how to cheat the system, how to pass kids at any cost, how to invalidate test scores, how to refuse a new student’s entry to school until after the test window.

Is this what we want?

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The Mighty Fall

I was feeling all smug and superior yesterday because I had been doing so well at the No Spend Challenge this month.

And then..well, honestly, then I just forgot.

I bought a plane ticket from Denver to NC for me, the kid, and the cats, AND i bought the kid a new carseat.

I could have waited on the carseat, but the one I wanted (a Britax Marathon) was on clearance – not the pattern i really wanted, but saving $60 meant that I really didnt care so long as it wasnt hideous. He’s still got a little growing room in his baby bucket still (he’ll height out of it before ever getting near the weight limit), but I was worried I wouldnt be able to find that good of a deal again, plus I sent it to my parents’ house, so it’s not like we have to juggle it while moving.

Um. At least i wasnt just buying crap for the sake of buying crap. I do legitimately have to get to North Carolina by plane, and prices go up the longer you wait.

Still. Im annoyed. Because Im a dufus who cant remember simple things.

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Stuff and Nonsense

Im playing along in Crunchy Chicken’s Buy Nothing Challange for the whole month of April. Just for fun.

This means, according to the rules:

* No new clothes
* No new gadgets
* No new furniture or housewares
* No salon services
* No makeup
* No tools
* No whatever the hell else people buy

Notice, the no NEW stuff in there. Used is ok, but because we’re also trying to get rid of/sell/ship/pack all of our crap for our upcoming move (OMGSOSOON), Im going to try and avoid buying ANYTHING that isnt a necessity.

Of course, needed things, like food, medicines, etc, those are exempt from the challange. Because eating is important.

Of course, the instant after I commented saying I was going to play along for the entire month of April, I had a sudden wild urge to go buy all kinds of things at amazon. It’s a sickness!

I do think that it will be pretty easy for me. I mean, salon services? Wherefore, exactly, art a salon? Im five hundred miles away from a salon, so needless to say, Im not exactly worried. And makeup? What is this odd thing of which you speak? And I cant buy new clothes or gadgets, because there’s something disappointing about taking away that immediate gratification of buying a new toy and then actually, you know, PLAYING WITH IT. Its just not as much fun when you have to wait for 2 weeks to a month to destroy the new gadget.

Hey, maybe this Alaska move wasn’t that insane!

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Trash to Treasure

Crunchy Chicken was wondering about digging trash out of the landfills in the future in order to recycle it.

Funny, I always wonder what people in the future will think of the things they find in the landfills.

Picture: hundreds of years from now, the lost civilization of Atlanta being discovered! And there are all these things! Important things! The dig up boxes with glass fronts, thousands upon thousands of them! They discover piles and piles of broken toys! Lawnmowers with missing wheels! A WHOLE BUNCH OF DIRTY DIAPERS (comes with complimentary poop!).

What will they think of this stuff?

Honestly, this is something I sit here and wonder about. Which shouldnt surprise anyone, as I also sit here and wonder things like, “Who ate the first eggplant? Did they convince some idiot who didnt know the rest of the plant was poisonous?” and “How did Egyptians get the bright idea to pull dead people’s brains out of their noses?”

You know, archaeologists get so excited about finding objects from everyday life from long ago civilizations. So, when they find a whole pile of Swiffer easy mops, what will that say to them about us?

There is actually a picture book that takes this on – all I can remember about it is the future people are convinced that toilet seats are worn around someone’s neck, and the “sanitized for your protection” paper strips across the seat are what keeps the lid up on your head. Im pretty sure you had to wear it while worshipping the pretty box with the screen. I wish I could remember the title, because I kinda want to read it again. And possibly cry, because honestly, that’s some wildly disturbing stuff for me.

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