I wonder how screenwriters decide to use Michael Jackson in a random movie part?

really, think about it.

MIB 2 was just on, and Michael plays a wanna be agent. He is on screen for about 2 minutes, with a voice appearence of about 10 seconds later.

Michael is also in the new Scary Movie. Now, i havent seen it, but in the preview, Mike and Charlie Sheen shriek at each other. its pretty damn funny, and the only thing that makes me actually want to watch the movie.

so how is it decided to put someone like Mike in a movie? even for a cameo? i just cant figure it out.

is it planned?

does Mike’s agent have to call a bunch of people everyday? “Want Michael in your movie?”

or is it all the screenwriters, casting agents, etc?

“We need someone famous to play an alien passing as human. Lets get Michael Jackson!”

“We need someone to play a scarecrow in an all black musical. Call Mi–wait, you said black?”

im going to hell for that last remark. but im not the only one who’s ever said anything like that, so at least ill be in good company.

So ive been thinking, as today is Halloween and all, about hauntings.

ive heard a lot of stories about creepy things, real haunted houses, and seeing ghosts.

ive never seen one.

ive been in the most haunted place in Scotland, done tons of ghost walks and things, and yet, have never experienced one haunting experience. frankly, im disappointed.

ive always had a sneaking suspicion that i repelled all things cool. yes, ladies and gentlemen, i am a psychic barrier.

the closest ive come to something weird happeneing was a ouija board experience at one of the sister’s slumber party..we were in the bathroom (cause where better to summon ghosts, right?), and asked for a sign of a spirit. the candle (on the counter, out of a draft, not close enough to any girl) goes out, screaming ensues and i sleep with my parents for a week.

there were always rumors at my old job, the one the sister and the fiance still work..it used to be a hospital a long time ago, and people have seen all kinds of things.

other than refusing to go into the boys bathroom and the rocking chair catching my eye every once in a while during overnight shifts, i never saw a thing.

and i blame the bathroom thing and the rocking chair thing on people telling me stuff..well, the rocking chair anyway. the bathroom was just creepy. i think it wanted to eat people. some of the boys refused to use it. at all. they would rather wet the bed.

but people have told stories. about their houses, others, night time weirdness…

so my question is: have you ever seen anything? or are you like me, the psychic equivilent of a brick wall?

Occansionaly, i will get some odd thought into my head and obsess about it. usually, its some stressor or the stuff i need to get done the next day or something i forgot to do.

last night, i couldnt remember how to tie a karate belt.

and it bothered me.

now, i havent taken a serious karate class in..um..about 3 years, and im not exactly planning on running right out and signing up (although that mainly has to do with the fact there are no decent schools in easy driving distance), but last night i was really concerned about the fact i forgot how to tie a belt, should i ever again need to.

yes, it has been confirmed. alia is a freak.

ive also had the intro song to “Bring It On” stuck in my head. so im mentally tying belts and singing, “Im sexy, im cute, im popular to boot!”

that song is the best part of the whole movie. its just funny. Bring It On even has its very own site here. hee.

and tonight, on Joan of Arcadia (which is actually a decent show, and im not just saying that cause one of the mains is disabled), God tells Joan to committ social suicide and go out for cheerleading. The name of the ep is “Bringith it on”. *snort*

so please remember (yes, i looked it up. shut up):

I’m sexy, I’m cute,
I’m popular to boot.
I’m bitch-in’, great hair,
The boys all love to stare.

You hate us ’cause we’re beautiful,
Well we don’t like you either,
We’re cheerleaders!

best.fucking.part.