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Category Archives: *poke*
Shake Your Money Maker
1. I have a Thing about my belly button. I was very anxious during pregnancy. The idea of it “popping” from an innie to an outie freaked me out completely. Its not the look of it – I was very … Continue reading
Bounce
Im working on a sewing project of a native shirt for myself, so hopefully I can replicate it for my sister, later.* So, Ive been taking my own measurements to work with. Which is hilarious, because there is no pattern … Continue reading
A Letter
Dear March, You know, we kinda had a bad February. Make that, we had a really bad February. I know that you and I are going to get along just fine. You’re going to be much nicer than that last … Continue reading
Nails on a Chalkboard
Why, for the love of Joss, WHY do people use the term “waala?” Sometimes it’s “wai-la,” or “vaa-la.” People, its VOILA. It’s a French word. It means LOOK. DONT USE IT IF YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE WORD. *stabbity*
Cannot Brain, Have the Dumb
In a conversation with a good friend, who recently underwent gastric bypass surgery: “In all the things I read, I kept reading about how these women who had the surgery suddenly started losing their female friends.” “That’s the dumbest thing … Continue reading