Category Archives: *poke*

Family Ties

My parents came up for the weekend to see our new place, and to spend time with Voldemort. Twas a good thing. And I kinda feel like we’ve gotten that first visit out of the way, so now we’re good … Continue reading

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One Fish, Two Fish

I tried to read What to Expect When You’re Expecting while I was pregnant. I got as far as being lectured about my diet, and how to “with every bite of food you take, ask yourself, is this the best … Continue reading

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Papa Roach

We’ve been having great fun with prank calls to our landlord! Well, actually, I think we might be the ones getting pranked. “Excuse me, the dryer isnt working.” We’ll send someone. “The guy came and said that I was washing … Continue reading

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Trolloping

*air plane noises* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth* *watches in amusement* *clip clop of horse’s hooves* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth* *watches in amusement* *deep throated noise* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth* “What was … Continue reading

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A World of Exhaustion

Im just..tired. Ive been getting to sleep in the past few days, as Brandus has been getting up with the Dark Lord, and Im still completely WIPED OUT. Its not fair. We took my car in to the body shop, … Continue reading

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