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Author Archives: alianora
Whine and Cheese Party
I’m tired. I wanna go to bed, but it’s so faaar away – all the way up the stairs. And I have to let the dog out first and then lock the doors, and I can’t remember if I packed … Continue reading
Gay Like Happy
Skye of Planet Jinxatron linked me to a blog post today that she needed me to hate with her. And oh, do I. I won’t link to it directly, as I didn’t comment on the post, and don’t feel like … Continue reading
Blizzard
Currently, Denver is under a Blizzard Warning. This is new for me. Sure, I live in Colorado, it snows, I get it – I don’t LIKE it, but I get it. But I don’t remember ever being under anything more … Continue reading
Growing Up Godzilla
When I grow up, I want to be Godzilla. A giant lizard stomping through cities, only pausing to tear down a building or two. When I grow up, I want to be a llama farmer. Animals that spit when irritated … Continue reading
The Most Important Meal of the Day
In this house at this very moment, we have waffles in the freezer, muffins on the counter, and cereal on the shelves. I point this out for a specific reason. To show you that we do, in fact, have breakfast … Continue reading