Author Archives: alianora

Gremlin!

Posted on 4/21/2007 by alianora

Im having fun driving my mom crazy, because Brandus and I have named Voldemort, but we arent sharing. Why? Because its fun. Well, Im not sharing. Brandus told me a few days ago that he told his ENTIRE CLASS OF … Continue reading →

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One Third

Posted on 4/18/2007 by alianora

I had my nails done yesterday. I have an appointment to get my teeth cleaned this afternoon. After this, all I need to do is get my hair cut, and then, according to my mother’s rules, I can have the … Continue reading →

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Not Quite a Baby Story

Posted on 4/17/2007 by alianora

So, the whole mess with kidney stones, broken wrists and widom teeth got even more complicated. On Tuesday, I go in to my routine appointment with my midwife – we discuss how Im feeling, how the kidney pain is, how … Continue reading →

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Rather Be In Labor

Posted on 4/9/2007 by alianora

This weekend was not the nice relaxing weekend I had expected. On Friday, Brandus and I were coming out to Anchorage to get me settled in until Lord Voldemort makes his appearance. That morning, a few hours before the plane … Continue reading →

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Congratulations! You’re Gay!

Posted on 3/8/2007 by alianora

Ive been amusing myself reading the complaints to the FCC about the Superbowl – both the Snickers commercial and the Prince halftime show. This is by FAR the best: It was obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a … Continue reading →

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