Author Archives: alianora

The Who Ate the What?

Posted on 12/31/2007 by alianora

For Senior Voldemort this year for the holiday season (whatever one you happen to celebrate. We happen to have an odd mix of Solstice and Christmas), Brandus and I got him a Leapfrog LittleTouch LeapPad. Which is pretty much what … Continue reading →

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Cannot Brain, Have the Dumb

Posted on 12/27/2007 by alianora

In a conversation with a good friend, who recently underwent gastric bypass surgery: “In all the things I read, I kept reading about how these women who had the surgery suddenly started losing their female friends.” “That’s the dumbest thing … Continue reading →

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A New Twist on the Twist

Posted on 12/18/2007 by alianora

How to make a screaming baby happy: -FEED No..that didnt work. Wanna know how to tell? HE BITES. -HOLD Nope, back arching and flailing arms and LET ME PULL YOUR HAIR -REMOVE PANTS* Naked baby=happy *according to reports, this one … Continue reading →

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How We Usually Spend Our Nights

Posted on 12/3/2007 by alianora

*phone rings* “You get it.” “I’m not here.” “It’s your parents.” *ring* “It’s your sister.” “It’s probably a student.” “Maybe it’s the babysitter.” “I bet it’s that guy who wants to borrow money from you.” “I said no!” *ring* “You … Continue reading →

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Places and Faces

Posted on 12/3/2007 by alianora

I dont talk about the bad stuff where we live all that often. Part of it is because its “normal” for out here, partly because i dont like the startled looks people give us, or the lectures from my father. … Continue reading →

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