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Author Archives: alianora
Dark Water
For no readily available reason, I have been sitting here watching shark documentaries for the past few hours, and I am now even more convinced that everything in the ocean somehow plots to kill me. I’ve had a Thing about … Continue reading
How to Distract Your Father From Your Tattoo
I am not proud of this, but I did it. Yesterday, we were at breakfast – mom, daddy, voldemort, and I – as I laugh at a picture texted from my BFF, a picture of her father standing with a … Continue reading
Have a Happy
Lots of food was cooked and eaten. Grandparents were coerced into playing Fairy-o-poly and Chess. Pie was consumed. Music was listened to. No naps were taken, of course, because naps are glorious things that don’t happen to me anymore. *weeps* … Continue reading
Yawn
The house is cleanish, the parents have arrived, and we have cooked cornbread for stuffing tomorrow and gone to the store. And yet, we’re all wiped out exhausted. They have an excuse with the whole travel thing, but I’m so … Continue reading
Earworm
Here. Have some of the songs that I have been humming/singing to myself today, regardless of the fact I only know a handful of words from each, and did not hear any of these on the radio today, so why … Continue reading