Author Archives: alianora

The Dark Lord Cometh

He’s WALKING. And CLIMBING. Oh, man, I’m so not ready for this. I changed my mind – I want a puppy, instead!

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Oh, Den (Ok, den, der Ben)

Let’s play the movie quote game! Name that movie! For bonus points, give me character names, an essay on their beliefs on green living, and a recipe for your favorite dessert! 1. If you have an ass, I’ll kick it! … Continue reading

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Shake Your Money Maker

1. I have a Thing about my belly button. I was very anxious during pregnancy. The idea of it “popping” from an innie to an outie freaked me out completely. Its not the look of it – I was very … Continue reading

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Bounce

Im working on a sewing project of a native shirt for myself, so hopefully I can replicate it for my sister, later.* So, Ive been taking my own measurements to work with. Which is hilarious, because there is no pattern … Continue reading

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A Letter

Dear March, You know, we kinda had a bad February. Make that, we had a really bad February. I know that you and I are going to get along just fine. You’re going to be much nicer than that last … Continue reading

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