Author Archives: alianora

Boob Job

The other day, while driving around Jacksonville, NC – which is a whole story in and of itself, because we’ve driven up and down that place and could NEVER FIND THE SHOPPING DISTRICT – I spotted a Lane Bryant and … Continue reading

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Papa Roach

We’ve been having great fun with prank calls to our landlord! Well, actually, I think we might be the ones getting pranked. “Excuse me, the dryer isnt working.” We’ll send someone. “The guy came and said that I was washing … Continue reading

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Trolloping

*air plane noises* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth* *watches in amusement* *clip clop of horse’s hooves* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth* *watches in amusement* *deep throated noise* “Open wide!” *spoon goes into child’s mouth* “What was … Continue reading

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A World of Exhaustion

Im just..tired. Ive been getting to sleep in the past few days, as Brandus has been getting up with the Dark Lord, and Im still completely WIPED OUT. Its not fair. We took my car in to the body shop, … Continue reading

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Starcruiser CRASH CRASH

So. How to start this post? “You should see the other guy.” No, I dont think so. How about, “I’m Ok, You’re Ok, He’s Ok.” Hmm. Closer. But, we’ll go with this. “I just got hit by a semi truck.” … Continue reading

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