Author Archives: alianora

There’s a Girl Going Blind on TV

Posted on 2/10/2009 by alianora

There is something odd on tv. It seems to be a mock court case on evolution vs creationism. There is..a lot of pacing, and several guys who have MADE FOR PBS stamped on their foreheads. It’s on tv, but neither … Continue reading →

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My Proudest Parenting Moment

Posted on 2/3/2009 by alianora

Voldemort comes running over to see Brandus’ new class pet, Jack. Upon seeing that Jack was shedding his skin, Voldemort exclaims: “DUDE!” Most excellent. We are halfway to success!

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What I Hear Everyday

Posted on 1/25/2009 by alianora

AT HOME: MommymommyUPmommymommyBOOKmommyOPEN mommymommyJUICEmommymommyDOWNmommyMILK mommyKITTYmommymommyBUSmommymommyUP AT WORK: Teacher can I paint? Teacher teacher he hit me! Teacher what’s your name? HEY YOU I don’t like milk! I wanna go home! I want my mommy! Teacher read to me teacher I … Continue reading →

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Brain Freeze

Posted on 1/18/2009 by alianora

Fevers, for some kids, are a mark of illness. Your kid gets a fever, he is listless and whiny and clingy and maybe actually has symptoms of something, so you take your kid in and the doc says, “ear infection!” … Continue reading →

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We’re Just Bats About the Letter B

Posted on 1/13/2009 by alianora

The Dark Lordling would watch this over and over and over, if we would let him. I SO need mp3s of some of these. He loves them so much. All hail hulu! All the fun of Sesame Street ANY TIME … Continue reading →

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