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Author Archives: alianora
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Scene: PreK lunch table, speech therapist is struggling with the childproof lock on the fridge 4 year old: I can open it! Here! *unlocks* —— Scene: PreK Snack time, directly after rest time. Teacher: Do you want a snack? 4 … Continue reading
Posted in teach me
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Boys Don’t Make Passes..
I was forced to undergo a physical recently. And by forced, I mean, otherwise, I wouldn’t be allowed to have a job. While there, the PA said, ‘Hmmmmm,’ when I revealed that it had been many many years since I … Continue reading
Posted in geek
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To Proof, Perchance to Edit
You know, it’s really annoying when I have to fight the urge to comment in the margin of a script – “Your story is decent, but I want to hit all of your characters in the face with a brick.”
Tagged proof
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Square Feet
I am perusing through Square Foot Gardening on Google Books, because 1) i would really like to actually have a garden, even though i have killed many plants in my past, and 2) the library doesnt have it, and 3) … Continue reading
Prodigy
The other day, we got Voldemort a potty. Not a big deal, we figured. We’re not in a hurry, but Voldemort can already tell us when he is wet or dirty, so hey. Might as well give it a shot. … Continue reading