Author Archives: alianora

Beep

Posted on 4/30/2009 by alianora

He came in from the bathroom, and said, I think there is an alarm clock going off somewhere next door. I go in, too, and listen. A faint beep beep beep is enough to leave me looking in confusion. The … Continue reading →

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Say Hello, Dorothy

Posted on 4/22/2009 by alianora

Ive spent this week alternating between crippling depression over my job and how the entire profession of teaching hates me in very not subtle ways, and extreme irritation while i say things like, “IF YOU THROW YOURSELF ON THE FLOOR … Continue reading →

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The End of Break

Posted on 4/19/2009 by alianora

I am so over this whole “working” thing. Think I could find someone who would pay me to stay home and watch Asian television? Id be really great at it!

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Things I Learn Talking to My Mother

Posted on 4/16/2009 by alianora

-My child is damned to hell -I am a heathen, and need to take my child to church -No, she doesn’t care that I don’t like church. SHE doesnt like church, either. I should still go. -I dress like a … Continue reading →

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Great Zombie Jesus!

Posted on 4/12/2009 by alianora

This week has been rather insanely busy. Last weekend, I did very little on my to do list, and instead of doing taxes or cleaning the house or putting pants on the kid, I caught an 18 month old as … Continue reading →

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