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Author Archives: alianora
Reasons Why I Love the Olympics
Norwegian Alpine Ski Team: aaannnd, France’s Women’s Speed Team answer to that: Bwahahahaha.
Dear
Dear parent of a preschool child in my class, I am sure your child is a special snowflake who can do no wrong and rainbows come out of his ass. However, your child is a pain in MY ass, and … Continue reading
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Let’s Bowl, Let’s Bowl, Let’s Rock and Roll
Today, we went BOWLING. By “we,” I mean my class. My class of cherubic 4 and 5 year olds with autism and poor impulse control. I am very very proud to say that only one child made a run for … Continue reading
Rock OUT
The Dark Lord would like you to know that the only approved way to rock out to AC/DC is in your Lighting McQueen underpants.
Yo Check My Flow
A collection of random thoughts, strung together in no coherent order with numbers and called a post: 1. Something I never expected to have to say to any person (regardless of preschooler status or Autism label) is “Stop eating the … Continue reading