Author Archives: alianora

MAYDAY MAYDAY

VOLDEMORT IS THREE YEARS OLD. BATTEN THE HATCHES AND MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS. PICTURES AND MAYHEM TO FOLLOW.

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Blergh

I woke up feeling very yucky, and promptly went back to bed as soon as Brandus got up to wrangle Voldemort. I woke up when he peeked in to tell me they were going to the playground, and again when … Continue reading

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Posable

I’m pretty sure that you’ve looked at entirely too many toys for an upcoming three year birthday when you start dreaming in playmobile figures. Bastards weren’t much help, either.

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Fence Sitter

A conversation with brandus: “Hey, did you hear that Anna Paquin just came out as bi?” –Seriously? That’s awesome! “I know! Do you know what this means?” -Now we can BOTH have sex with Anna Paquin! “YAY!”

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SEE HOW I SUFFER?

About two weeks ago, my preK class got another addition – a 3 and a half year old who has never been in school or daycare or anything before. I feel for him. I do! It’s especially traumatic for him … Continue reading

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