Author Archives: alianora

Letter of Rage

Posted on 10/12/2013 by alianora

Dear makers of women’s clothing, I know this probably comes as quite a shock to you, but I don’t actually WANT pants that are “perfectly slimming.” I also don’t want skirts with “tummy control,” “hip minimizer” swimsuits, or “control top” … Continue reading →

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Overeducated

Posted on 10/4/2013 by alianora

I feel like my brain is melting. Not only am I currently working full time, I am also trekking the kid back and forth to soccer practice (which he adores, which makes 1 sport he doesn’t hate), taking 1 class … Continue reading →

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Someone I’ll Always See

Posted on 9/10/2013 by alianora

We were kids when we met – I was barely 15, and he was 16, and we were young and head over heels. We broke up the night before my college graduation, sitting on a bench close to the tiny … Continue reading →

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I’d Like to Buy a Vowel, Please

Posted on 9/1/2013 by alianora

Things I would like to know, now that I am back at home: 1. Where are Voldemort’s fish? 2. This is the entirety of a post I have saved in my drafts, and for the life of me, I can’t … Continue reading →

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Cool Stuff, Instead of an Actual Post

Posted on 8/30/2013 by alianora

1. Cups, with amazing dancing 2. The first time I saw this commercial, I didn’t realize it was selling potato chips, because I was too busy being amazed that they put a woman clearly lusting over another woman on a … Continue reading →

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