Author Archives: alianora

I’ll Never Tell

Posted on 1/8/2004 by alianora

You HAVE to go read once more with hobbits. its just too fucking funny. An excerpt, of “Ill Never Tell” LEGOLAS: He’s short GIMLI: He’s pretty LEGOLAS: He thinks his jokes are witty GIMLI: He hums some elven ditty As … Continue reading →

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Things to Do

Posted on 1/5/2004 by alianora

My to-do list. cause you care. Monday: Pick up books for TRAC class Pick up MP3 player from UPS (whee!) Attend rehearsal for Vagina Monologues (My Vagina is My Village) Tuesday: Locate AIMs college and the classrooms there in Deposit … Continue reading →

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Things Seen

Posted on 1/1/2004 by alianora

A man cross country skiing with his dog..in a baby carrier pack. A bunch of deer ignoring a man while eating his trees. A CD burner installed, complete with irriation and cussing. Anything interesting for you, this new year?

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Christmas with Trouble

Posted on 12/27/2003 by alianora

Well, Christmas dinner was fun..i think. I asked my cousin how she was doing..shes the mother of one of the hoodlums..and i got to hear a 20 minute play by play of all the grief her son is giving her. … Continue reading →

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Dumb Jokes From Georgia

Posted on 12/23/2003 by alianora

Screech, you cant elope! Who are you calling a cantalope, you melonhead? -Saved by the Bell, Beldin and Screech ————————————- 2 cows are grazing in a field. One looks up and asks, “have you heard about this mad cow disease?” … Continue reading →

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