Tag Archives: voldemort
How to Blow the Mind of a Three Year Old
In the middle of a meltdown – one concerning getting a “special treat” from school, which he did not get due to living up to his nickname – inform child you have something very special for him. Reach out and … Continue reading
Three!
Day One: Year One: Year Two: Year Three: VOLDEMORT IS THREE! BRACE YOURSELVES!
Posable
I’m pretty sure that you’ve looked at entirely too many toys for an upcoming three year birthday when you start dreaming in playmobile figures. Bastards weren’t much help, either.
Things I Have Added to The List
I needed to add a few things to the list of “Things I Did Not Expect to Say When Dealing with Small Children.” – “Don’t lick the chair! I have to sit on that!” – “Stop peeing in the sink!” … Continue reading
Yo Check My Flow
A collection of random thoughts, strung together in no coherent order with numbers and called a post: 1. Something I never expected to have to say to any person (regardless of preschooler status or Autism label) is “Stop eating the … Continue reading