Snippets

Scene: PreK lunch table, speech therapist is struggling with the childproof lock on the fridge

4 year old: I can open it! Here! *unlocks*

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Scene: PreK Snack time, directly after rest time.

Teacher: Do you want a snack?
4 year old: *nods*
Teacher: *turns away*
4 year old: *pukes on floor*
Teacher: OMG!
4 year old: Look, I had strawberries for breakfast.

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Scene: Rest time

5 year old: And then that fucking thing fell down!
TA: …the..WHAT?

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